Well this is a last minute notice, but I couldn’t let this one slip by. Unfortunately “Politically Correct” is already going on at LeLacheur Park (Lowell, MA) tonight, however you can participate in “Politically Incorrect” night tomorrow with the Lowell Spinners.

Should you choose to partake in “Politically Incorrect” night, every attempt will be made to offend you. For instance, only woman will be working in the concession stands. Fat fans will be required to purchase an additional seat to the game, and this rule will be enforced by the airplane seatbelt rule (if you need two seats belts you don’t pass tubby). Fans arriving to the game in a gas guzzler will receive a gas card, and the creme de la creme, all Yankees fans will not be allowed entrance through the main gate.

So not only do you get to enjoy a ballgame, but you get to be a jerk while doing it. Something tells me that some fans are well seasoned at this.

h/t Ben’s Biz Blog

Event: Politically Incorrect Night with the Lowell Spinners
When: Wednesday June 23, 2009 7:30 p.m.
Where: Edward A. LeLacheur Park 450 Aiken Street Lowell, MA
Website: Lowell Spinners